Ah, April 1st. That day when people make up elaborate lies so they can shout April Fools when others are taken in by them. I won’t be doing that. If I didn’t need to schedule this post I wouldn’t even remember the date. It’s not that I have a problem with an international day of lying (it would nice if we could keep our most egregious lies restricted to a single day) it’s mainly that I don’t remember holidays in general. I remember Christmas and New Years. Christmas because I have to plan ahead. New Years because it’s so soon after Christmas.

And what does that little rant have to do with the above sketch? Not a darned thing.