It’s a chair. And a cup. Sometimes it’s a good idea to draw what’s in front of you. The actual chair didn’t have the hearts on it.

Fall of 1998 – Labor of Love was using a turtle as its mascot during the publishing years. This is the version I drew for the relaunch of GLYPH as a free tabloid.

More character sketches for Zazkwatch. The sprite in the left corner is one of the Legion of Sarahs.

More sasquatch sketches, this time of other sasquatches than my protagonist. The fellow at the top left appears in the first episod of Zazkwatch for the GLYPH tabloid.

Second sketch. One of the characters in the story had a glass eye.

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Sorted more boxes last night. Nothing really surprising got discovered. The boxes were mostly books and videos. Hopefully Saturday I should hit the paperwork boxes. Then Sunday we can sort and figure out what we’ll still need for the IRS. The appointment is on the 9th.

Once I got tired of emptying/re-arranging boxes I did a minor update to the Oz Squad history page. Now there are links to all the issues that Steve has posted at his website. If you’ve never read Oz Squad (or haven’t read every issue), here’s your chance.

Probably from the fall of ’98 – I contributed an illustration to Anodyne, a free culture magazine published out of Portland. I’m going to have to dig through my back issues to find the final illustration. It was for a fiction piece.

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My back has finally back in good enough shape for me to start hefting boxes around again. We’re missing some paperwork and receipts that are needed for our IRS audit next week and I’m pretty sure that said paperwork is stuffed in a box in our storeroom. So far I’ve determined where the papers are not. I’ll have another go at it tonight.

One bonus is that I found my Keenspace (now Comics Genesis) email printout with the passwords I needed to update the Sentient 39 site. So I’ve added entries for Glinda and Trot. These have been sitting on my computer since last year sometime. Glad to set them free at last.

Summer of ’98 – Sasquatch headshots. I don’t think I decided to call the strip Zazkwatch until shortly before I drew the first episode. If I were to do the strip now I’d call it Skook. Shorter and punchier. Plus, many readers didn’t seem to realize that the character was a bigfoot. Just because I read everything I could get my hands on about sasquatch as a kid doesn’t mean most of the rest of the world had heard of the creature. Even here in the Pacific Northwest.

More Zazkwatch sketches from 1998.

A sasquatch/human size comparison sketch from the spring/summer of 1998.

Here’s what I learned about surviving the zombie apocalypse based on my recent watching of the 2005 Dawn of the Dead –

Fast zombies are no more dangerous than slow zombies. You just need to start shooting them sooner. (This is not to imply that zombies are not dangerous. They are.)

Beyond that survival seems to depend on what sort of person you are –

Number 1 – Don’t be an asshole. Even if you reform and act selflessly you’re still toast.

Number 2 – Don’t be gay.

Number 3 – Don’t have wild, out of wedlock sex.

Number 4 – Don’t be a woman in a non-traditional career (like driving a truck).

Number 5 – Don’t be an immigrant involved in a bi-racial relationship.

Number 6 – Don’t be a non-white man involved with a white woman.

Number 7 – Don’t be a devoted family man, even if you are a white guy. (Surprised me too!)

Number 8 – Don’t be a guy who can’t keep his commitments (gets divorced/doesn’t have a steady job).

Number 9 – Don’t be a long-haired guy.

Number 10 – Don’t be fat.

Number 11 – Don’t be a redneck – even a friendly harmless sort.

To survive the zombie apocalypse (according to Dawn of the Dead 2005) you want to be female – a young widow or orphan, a young white male (non-asshole variety) or a black male who has dedicated his life to maintaining the status quo. If you are said black male you can be a bit of an asshole as long as you never express any sexual desires.

You have been warned.