The Thing in the Office


My job was (and is) to be responsive to clients. Our current website says:

David is our first line of contact for clients new and old. He’s the voice of reassurance when clients need help, and he’s the glue that keeps our team together. There are fast paced moments when he’s answering three calls at once, and fielding emails. And there are recuperative Zen moments, where David can slow down and catch up on paperwork, or observe traffic on Aurora through the office windows. Which David says is kind of like watching fast, noisy goldfish.

That’s mostly accurate. The bottle in my hand isn’t beer. There used to be a series of locally brewed energy drinks that I was addicted to. Used to be. The company discontinued them last year and now concentrates on caffeinated chocolates.

Toolbox


When creating superhero alter egos for KP and the Boss I mostly just designed a costume that I thought would be fun to draw. Their actual personalities or possible superpowers didn’t affect the design. By the time I drew EW’s alter ego I’d taken the time to think about what a techie superhero might look like. The design is no more real world oriented than the other two but he does look like someone you might ask to repair your server instead of punching it into next week.

EW


EW had been with the company a few months longer than I had. He was a challenge to cartoon in part because he wasn’t funny looking. That would imply that the other guys were funny looking.

Hmmm. Maybe after I wake up some more I’ll try and articulate my point.

Doc Swanson


And here is CS in his superhero identity, Doc Swanson. This was the only hero character that I named. Since Swanson is my boss’s last name it seemed like an easy choice.

None of the superheroes had any specific powers. Maybe if the project had had legs we would had thought some up.

Powered Up


And this is KP’s superhero alter ego. With the exception of his face, the parts of him that haven’t transformed into electricity are swathed in black. If I’d thought of a superhero name for him I’ve long since forgotten what it was.

KP


In 2002, there were three techs working for the company; the boss CS, the senior tech KP and the junior tech EW. My job here was to turn them into superheroes. First I had to turn their normal selves into cartoons. I don’t consider myself a good portraitist. I’m about the level of those guys who do quick sketches at the fairgrounds – except I’m much slower.