Remaking the Not-So-Classics


One of the many comics projects I’d like to do Someday is a series of remakes of b-movies. If it were successful enough I’m sure I could think of others to adapt but currently are four movies I’d start with. And, yes, I’d make a few changes.

The Monster of Piedras Blancas – the biggest change here would be a redesign of the monster. The story itself simple and sensible enough that I don’t see a reason to mess with it much. I’d probably flesh out the characters some and either make the boyfriend less of an idiot or have the creature rip his head off.

The Horror of Party Beach – I’d make the biggest changes to this one, enough changes that, frankly, it’s not the same story and I could call it something else if I felt like it. No one would know. Except you folks. Gone would be the radioactive waste, the mammy housekeeper and the ridiculus sodium bomb resolution, even the beach. Instead we’ve got fish sauce, chili sauce, dueling restauranteurs and a lake infested with fish zombies.

The She-Creature – This would be a fairly straight forward adaptation – a noir detective story with a literally monstrous killer at the center.

The Milpitas Monsterredesign the monster and make the story much much creepier. Actually have the monster kill some people.

Maybe Someday.

Party Beach Monster


I have an irrational affection for The Horror of Party Beach. The movie features some of the goofiest looking monsters you’re likely to see so, of course, I feel a need to take care of them and actually try to make them scary looking. The monsters are the corpses of drowned sailors that have been reanimated by radioactive waste. For some reason this means they’ve grown googly eyed fish heads and scales. Radioactive waste is so creative!

There are fish zombies littering my sketchbooks. The one finished version I’ve done can be found here. It was used for the cover of the webzine Decompositions last year.

The Shepherd


Today’s sketch features the Shepherd, a relatively recent creation. This is the first time I’ve put him down on paper. If he hangs around my imagination long enough I’m sure he’ll show up here again. If he sticks around I’ll have more to say about him then.

The Alpha Beast


The first superhero I remember inventing was the Alpha Beast. I’m not sure how old I was. He was scientist named Brian Daniels who invented a machine that could de-evolve any living thing to an ancestral form. So, of course, he used the machine to transform himself into a superpowered reptile-simian. And then he fought crime. Because that’s what you do when you’re a genius who can transform himself into a completely non-existent ancestral form. He called himself the Alpha Beast because alpha=first. It surprises me that I knew that as a kid. I’m pretty sure I learned that from reading comics.

AB’s physical form was inspired by the monster Gog from Spider-Man #103. Brian Daniels had technology that prevented his brain from de-evolving with his body so he was both super strong and really smart.

Recently, the Weirdsmith


And now, for a change of pace, a recent sketch. As you’ll note, this one has a date. Since beginning to post my sketches here I’ve tried to remember to date my sketches. I’m not always consistent but at least there are dates in my sketchbooks now so it’s easier to figure out when the undated sketches were done.

This piece isn’t in a book. It’s on a loose piece of paper, cardstock actually. It’s my most recent interpretation of the Weirdsmith. I never seem to get the same mask on him twice.

Unfinished Kaiju #17 – Rat Creature


This one was inspired by the stupid, stupid rat creatures of Jeff Smith’s wonderful Bone series. The rat creatures are the orcs of the series, only funnier. Bone is good read, especially for if you haven’t read a million fantasy novels. If you have read quite a few you’ll see where things are going pretty quickly (at least once the Dark Lord type shows up) but Smith’s cartooning and his characters make the story worth finishing.

Unfinished Kaiju #15 – Gappa


I’d already done one version of Gappa when I did this sketch. I returned to the subject because I’d sketched a more radical redesign on some scratch paper at work. The Gappa of the movies is as aerodynamic as an office building. It doesn’t flap its wings to fly. It just takes off and goes. This version of Gappa is much more of an animal, albeit a mythical one. It became a sort of giant griffin.