When we meet them, we might see aliens as cute. If we’re lucky, they might also find us attractive. Maybe we’ll think the other smells good. Fortunately, neither of us is likely to find the other edible.
Happy Birthday to:
Incompatible DNA
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September the 9th, 2019
The Pile was born in a sewer. He plays a mean harmonica.
Happy Birthday to:
Jason Durall
September the 8th, 2019
Baron von Emmelman was a German WW1 flying ace who was shot down over a Polish swamp. He died. The swamp claimed his body and then … magical stuff happened. Two decades after the Baron died, the Heap shuffled out of the swamp and into the hearts of millions.
Happy Birthday to:
Adam Scott Glancy
September the 7th, 2019
Run? Take a selfie? Decisions, decisions.
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Quick thinking
September the 6th, 2019
Hans Christian Anderson was wrong. (About a lot of things actually.) Mermaids have souls. They also have legs whenever they want them. There’s no need for them to bargain away their voices to get them. Few of them take advantage of this talent because swimming so much safer than walking. No one stubs a toe or falls down the stairs in the ocean.
Happy Birthday to:
The sound of waves against the shore
September the 5th, 2019
It wasn’t suicide. It was murder. Obviously. But I don’t expect that getting killed stopped Ms. Vaughan for very long.
Happy Birthday to:
Chris Callahan
September the 4th, 2019
In a good marriage, each partner gives 100%. In the best marriages, each partner understands that their specific 100% doesn’t look like their partners’ specific 100%. And that 100% will look different from day to day.
Happy Birthday to:
Jeremy Sharp
Oscar Rios
Shawn Hoge Remfrey
September the 3rd, 2019
All civilizations require traffic control. Some civilizations develop sophisticated electronic means to prevent collisions and route vehicles safely around each other. Other civilizations rely on dumb luck and yelling loudly.
Happy Birthday to:
John Johns
September the 2nd, 2019
If you must wake the giant, bring coffee. Lots of coffee. Coffee will make him happy. Happy giants are always preferrable to grumpy giants.
Happy Birthday to:
Ryan Butler
September the 1st, 2019
Having two eyes allows most terran species to see in three dimensions. Having three eyes probably wouldn’t allow a creature to see in four dimensions but would they tell us if they could?
Happy Birthday to:
Patricia Prince Pandoff
Patty Jeres
