Vampires come in many forms. All of them are sexy. And most of them see you as breakfast.
Mmmm. Sexy breakfast.
Happy reBirthday to:
The Undead
Life as a swamp monster is, generally, pretty peaceful. Sure, occasionally you have to punch evil supernatural horrors or rescue an idiot human child (or, worse, adult) from being eaten by the local wildlife, but mostly all you have to do is enjoy the sunshine and watch the world go by. Nothing to complain about there.
Happy Birthday to:
Adam Crossingham