Second Anodyne Sketch


Second sketch. One of the characters in the story had a glass eye.

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Sorted more boxes last night. Nothing really surprising got discovered. The boxes were mostly books and videos. Hopefully Saturday I should hit the paperwork boxes. Then Sunday we can sort and figure out what we’ll still need for the IRS. The appointment is on the 9th.

Once I got tired of emptying/re-arranging boxes I did a minor update to the Oz Squad history page. Now there are links to all the issues that Steve has posted at his website. If you’ve never read Oz Squad (or haven’t read every issue), here’s your chance.

Preliminary Sketch for Anodyne Illustration


Probably from the fall of ’98 – I contributed an illustration to Anodyne, a free culture magazine published out of Portland. I’m going to have to dig through my back issues to find the final illustration. It was for a fiction piece.

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My back has finally back in good enough shape for me to start hefting boxes around again. We’re missing some paperwork and receipts that are needed for our IRS audit next week and I’m pretty sure that said paperwork is stuffed in a box in our storeroom. So far I’ve determined where the papers are not. I’ll have another go at it tonight.

One bonus is that I found my Keenspace (now Comics Genesis) email printout with the passwords I needed to update the Sentient 39 site. So I’ve added entries for Glinda and Trot. These have been sitting on my computer since last year sometime. Glad to set them free at last.

Head Shots


Summer of ’98 – Sasquatch headshots. I don’t think I decided to call the strip Zazkwatch until shortly before I drew the first episode. If I were to do the strip now I’d call it Skook. Shorter and punchier. Plus, many readers didn’t seem to realize that the character was a bigfoot. Just because I read everything I could get my hands on about sasquatch as a kid doesn’t mean most of the rest of the world had heard of the creature. Even here in the Pacific Northwest.

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalyse – 2005 Version

Here’s what I learned about surviving the zombie apocalypse based on my recent watching of the 2005 Dawn of the Dead

Fast zombies are no more dangerous than slow zombies. You just need to start shooting them sooner. (This is not to imply that zombies are not dangerous. They are.)

Beyond that survival seems to depend on what sort of person you are –

Number 1 – Don’t be an asshole. Even if you reform and act selflessly you’re still toast.

Number 2 – Don’t be gay.

Number 3 – Don’t have wild, out of wedlock sex.

Number 4 – Don’t be a woman in a non-traditional career (like driving a truck).

Number 5 – Don’t be an immigrant involved in a bi-racial relationship.

Number 6 – Don’t be a non-white man involved with a white woman.

Number 7 – Don’t be a devoted family man, even if you are a white guy. (Surprised me too!)

Number 8 – Don’t be a guy who can’t keep his commitments (gets divorced/doesn’t have a steady job).

Number 9 – Don’t be a long-haired guy.

Number 10 – Don’t be fat.

Number 11 – Don’t be a redneck – even a friendly harmless sort.

To survive the zombie apocalypse (according to Dawn of the Dead 2005) you want to be female – a young widow or orphan, a young white male (non-asshole variety) or a black male who has dedicated his life to maintaining the status quo. If you are said black male you can be a bit of an asshole as long as you never express any sexual desires.

You have been warned.

(Zaz)Sas(kwatch)quatch in the City


When I first ran across this sketch (and the others to follow in the next few days) I thought it was for a story I’d been developing for the Big Bigfoot Book. That would have meant it was done around the time of the San Diego Comic Con of ’95. Rick Klaw had talked about a book of sasquatch comics that he was putting together. I don’t remember if he asked me to contribute or not but his project inspired a story idea. Like many of my story ideas, Sasquatch in the City, remains just an idea.

But this isn’t one of those sketches. I found those recently while going through some of my other sketchbooks. This is from the time in 1998 when Labor of Love was getting ready to do GLYPH as a free monthly newsprint tabloid. I wanted to do something with a Northwest flavor. I also wanted to do something short and self contained. Trying to do sixteen pages of Bonecage Graffiti in each issue of the magazine version of Glyph had been a frustrating experience.

So I took the sasquatch character I’d created for the Big Bigfoot Book and started inventing short four page stories for him. The 16 panel grid up in the corner shows me starting to think about how to best use the larger pages that the free GLYPH was going to be printed on. I’ll eventually be posting the Zazkwatch stories over at the Skook comics site. (After I find my copies of Misspent Youths #1 so I can finish posting that story. It’s embarrassing how much unfinished stuff I’ve got out there.)

No Idea


Presumably spring/summer of ’98. It’s a screaming thing. Do I really need to explain a screaming thing? The guy in the upper right is probably the Raven. Though by 1998 he was no longer the Raven, or the Mongoose or any of the other names he’d had.

In the lower right is (I think) Kip Manley.

Kachina Boogie


From spring or summer of ’98 – I suspected that this illustration was inspired by reading Darker Than Night by Owl Goingback. It’s one of a surprising virile sub-genre of horror fiction – the White identified Native American fighting an ancient evil that the Native Americans once put down and the White folks have stirred up again.

Checking Darker Than Night‘s publication date (1999) I see that apparently something else inspired these kachina sketches. Can’t remember what. I’ve always liked kachinas though.