Golem was given delicious ice cream. Golem is made of clay and has no tongue, no throat, no stomach. Golem feels cheated. Golem is considering going on a rampage.
Happy Birthday to:
taste buds
Once, many many years ago, Stardust the Super Wizard, was just a guy. He had no super powers. He was bitter and resentful and no fun to hang out with. None of that changed when he acquired super powers. He became a super powered jerk. Fortunately for all of us on Earth, he’s a jerk with a moral code and just enough self awareness to understand that being a jerk doesn’t mean one has to behave like a jerk. Most of the time.
Happy Birthday to:
Sierra Hanni