One of the hallmarks of modern civilization was the invention of the handrail. Sure, it makes climbing the stairs less exciting but your heart is already getting a workout from the climb so why complain?
If you have a good sense of direction you’re limiting your possibilities of stumbling into adventure. Have a breakfast of ‘shrooms before you leave your house and you’ll be off to a good start.
Happy Birthday to:
That annoying hallucination that just won’t stop talking