Sometimes you eat the terrifying undead bear. Sometimes the terrifying undead bear eats you.

If you eat the terrifying undead bear you will, at best, get fatal indigestion. At worst you will become a terrifying undead version of yourself who must seek out and eat anyone who stumbles across your path.

If the terrifying undead bear eats you, it might burp and take a nap. Then it will go looking for someone else to eat.

Happy Birthday to:
Glenn Simpson
Faye Gee
Dirk Festus Festerling