What does that look mean? Is it automatic? Is the brain registering what the eyes are seeing? Or is the brain seeing other, more private sights?
Happy Birthday to:
The Mind’s Eye
Tag Archives: Half Hour Sketch
October the 12th, 2019
In there is light and warmth. Out there is darkness and the unknown. Take a walk.
Happy Birthday to:
Dan Magden
October the 11th, 2019
Here’s glaring at you!
Happy Birthday to:
Eye drops.
October the 10th, 2019
Sometimes you eat the terrifying undead bear. Sometimes the terrifying undead bear eats you.
If you eat the terrifying undead bear you will, at best, get fatal indigestion. At worst you will become a terrifying undead version of yourself who must seek out and eat anyone who stumbles across your path.
If the terrifying undead bear eats you, it might burp and take a nap. Then it will go looking for someone else to eat.
Happy Birthday to:
Glenn Simpson
Faye Gee
Dirk Festus Festerling
October the 9th, 2019
Do not be deceived into thinking that doodling is a waste of time. A doodle is a message from god. Not God, the Creator of the Universe. That being did its work and moved on. Doodles are messages from the small god of inpiration and random brilliance. If you’re lucky, you’ll be struck by an epiphany while moving your pen across the paper. If not, you’ll still have left a fascinating set of marks on a processed tree carcass.
Set the doodle aside. Come back to it later. Perhaps then the message will be clear.
Happy Birthday to:
a light bulb.
October the 8th, 2019
Are they watching you? Or are they staring into space in your general direction?
Happy Birthday to:
Mark Summer
Edward Morris
October the 7th. 2019
The first plants appeared on land about 700 million years ago. At the time, the land was just a lot of rock. There wasn’t much dirt because dirt is mostly the biproduct of life and life on land was rare and microscopic. The plants took scope of their new environment and decided to redecorate. Thank heavens.
Rocks are great but trees are better conversationalists.
Happy Birthday to:
Oxygen
October the 6th, 2019
Swamp meets sewer. Friends for unlife. Siblings in sliminess. Why fight over small differences when y’all can team up right away?
Happy Birthday to:
Trisha Smith Creekmore
Teri Ann Conrad
October the 4th, 2019
When her father took the logical luchador career step from being a masked wrestler to being a masked vigilante wrestler Magdalena Navarro knew she had to do something. She was sure that her father could handle vampires and werewolves and mad scientists but the heavily armed soldiers of the Cartels were much more dangerous. So she invented a bullet proof cloth and made suits (and masks) out of it for her father. Just to be safe, she made some costumes for herself and joined him in bodyslamming crime.
Happy Birthday to:
Char Shelton
October the 3rd, 2019
When your Da is a sasquatch, you have a different sense of scale. Bears are big, but not bigger than your Da. Human beings are small and noisy compared to your Da. Trees are bigger than your Da. But that’s okay. Trees can be climbed. Just like Da.
Happy Birthday to:
Shane Ivey
