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Happy Birthday to:
Rae Dinsmore
Gregory Victor
Melody Gowen
Tag Archives: Half Hour Sketch
May the 9th, 2019
It’s always time for lunch somewhere.
Happy Birthday to:
The between meals snack. As if a snack isn’t a meal.
May the 8th, 2019
Things are going great, and they’re only getting better
I’m doing all right, getting good grades
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
– The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
Timbuk 3
Happy Birthday to:
Heather Engel O’Connell
Charles Canterbury
May the 7th, 2019
Just because something seems like a fun idea doesn’t mean …
Oh hell, go ahead. Do it.
Happy Birthday to:
Roberta Gregory
Gannon McGee
Sid Grift
May the 6th, 2019
You’ve got feet for a reason. Stand. Walk. Tip toe. Skip. Dance!
Happy Birthday to:
Lucy Pagel
Erica Tanberg
May the 5th, 2019
Every day. Ones knuckles get sore.
Happy Birthday to:
Jody Coulter
Paddy Herron
May the 4th, 2019
I put a spell on you. Not because you’re mine. You’re not. I put a spell on you to wake you up. You’re not mine. You’re the universe’s. And the universe is yours.
Happy Birthday to:
The new day
May the 3rd, 2019
You are many people. You are who you think you are. You are who your friends think you are. You are the person strangers see. They are all you. Add them all together. Will you still recognize yourself?
Happy Birthday to:
Rose Curtis
Patricia Fitzpatrick
Garret Shaw
Ruchi Chitral
Tracy Garner
May the 2nd, 2019
So good to see you! Give us a kiss!
Happy Birthday to:
Elijah McCoy
May the 1st, 2019
I always feel like somebody’s watching me.
And I have no privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody’s watching me.
Who’s playing tricks on me?
– Rockwell
Happy Birthday to:
King Kamehameha the First
