Birds sing. Birds are either the ancestors of dinosaurs or a form of evolved dinosaur. I’m not going to argue for either point. I’m just wondering what a dinosaur’s mating song sounded like.
Happy Birthday to:
Sandford Redlich
Tag Archives: Half Hour Sketch
January the 19th, 2019
When the cats have those expressions, don’t turn around. Just don’t.
Happy Birthday to:
Lysa Harrison Cline
January the 18th, 2019
Apparently the first Martian invasion was run by the antivacs faction. We might not be so lucky the next time.
Happy Birthday to all those flu germs.
January the 17th, 2019
Change is inevitable. Action on your part is not required. How you respond makes all the difference.
Happy Birthday to billions of microscopic organisms whose names we will never know.
January the 16th, 2019
Yes, yes, he claims he was just giving her a compliment. She asserts that this is the appropriate acknowledgement.
Happy Birthday to:
Daniel Gelon
Chandni Sabhaya
Craton Pierson
Mike Martiniello
January the 15th, 2019
Giant monsters do not stomp on cities because they hate human beings. They stomp on cities because they love to stomp on cities. The distinction is important. They love human beings. Without human beings there are no cities on which to stomp.
Happy Birthday to:
Jason Grant
Randy Lowery
Celeste Olds
Luciano Paulo Giehl
January the 14th, 2019
Gravity will win in the end. All the more reason to enjoy our daily victories against it.
January the 13th, 2019
Bad men. Good men. Smart men. Strong men. Cut them to pieces and build new versions from the best of the lot and what do you get?
Happy Birthday to:
Jane Brooks
Karina Ray
Susan Roderick
Karen Yvonne Elvy Johnson
January the 12th, 2019
If you could fly, if you could just let go of gravity, where would you go?
Happy Birthday to:
Craig Swanson
Niki Lopez
January the 11th, 2019
Maybe it just wants to ask directions?
