Calling 911 would be a waste of time.
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Kim Thomson-Purkey
Eric N. Peterson
Tag Archives: Half Hour Sketch
November the 11th, 2019
Just another day. No big deal.
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the stubborn streak
November the 10th, 2019
You might think that because you’ve summoned some powerful supernatural being you are its master. This is an absurd thought. It can bend space and time and alter reality. It is getting something from its exchanges with you. Consider what that might be.
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Sandy Lathan Giddens
November the 9th, 2019
Your happy face may not look like their happy faces. That’s okay. Your happiness is probably not their happiness.
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Helen Ingersoll
Robert Kucera
November the 8th, 2019
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A new freedom
November the 7th, 2019
No ifs or ands, only …
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Anthony Edward Burger
Mallory Magill Skidmore
Vince Locke
Michael Bukowski
November the 6th, 2019
Every dystopia is someone’s idea of utopia. To them, chaos looks like freedom. Apparently they don’t love good sanitation and painless dental care.
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Matthew Lewis
Debi Sanford
Dan Goldes
November the 5th, 2019
How do you defend against the monsters under the bed? By having a monster of your own on the bed.
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Julie Peterson
November the 4th, 2019
Do you suffer from Resting Muppet Face?
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Brenda Shatto
November the 3rd, 2019
… but within the next ten years Rossum’s Universal Robots will produce so much wheat, so much cloth, so much everything that things will no longer have any value. Everyone will be able to take as much as he needs. There’ll be no more poverty. Yes, people will be out of work, but by then there’ll be no work left to be done. Everything will be done by living machines. People will do only what they enjoy. They will live only to perfect themselves.
R.U.R.
Karel Čapek
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The latest labor saving device
