Over a thousand particpants entered the Miss Kaiju USA contest. The survivors were all awarded “Least Delicious” sashes.
Happy Birthday to:
Darlin Gray
Devon S. Devereaux
Rob Evans
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June the 23rd, 2019
Feet don’t get nearly enough credit. The foot evolved before the head.
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All the little toes!
May the 10th, 2019
Wanted: Monster Puncher. Must be available on call. Monsters have no respect for human schedules and may require punching at any hour, day or night.
Happy Birthday to:
Rae Dinsmore
Gregory Victor
Melody Gowen
May the 3rd, 2019
You are many people. You are who you think you are. You are who your friends think you are. You are the person strangers see. They are all you. Add them all together. Will you still recognize yourself?
Happy Birthday to:
Rose Curtis
Patricia Fitzpatrick
Garret Shaw
Ruchi Chitral
Tracy Garner
April the 24th, 2019
In order to walk it off, you’ve first got to get up.
Happy Birthday to:
Lee Williams
April the 23rd, 2019
Change lobsters and dance!
Happy Birthday to:
Stephanie McAlea
Suzie Commerford
April the 6th. 2019
In 1975, the California city of Milpitas was plagued with attacks by a giant monster. The creature was made of garbage and it ate garbage to sustain itself. While it did cause considerable property damage it was more a nuisance than a threat. It had no interest in eating people.
Happy Birthday to:
Katherine Styer
April the 3rd, 2019
A good negotiator listens to both parties and can explain each participant’s viewpoint in ways the other party can understand.
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The not quite perfect but good enough solution.
March the 27th, 2019
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Just make sure you’re in the other direction when they start to fall.
Happy Birthday to:
Diane James Way
Donald Hanni
March the 25th, 2019
A fight is just a dance in which the partners are actively hostile and the choreography is directed by rage.
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The one left standing
