Baron von Emmelman was a German WW1 flying ace who was shot down over a Polish swamp. He died. The swamp claimed his body and then … magical stuff happened. Two decades after the Baron died, the Heap shuffled out of the swamp and into the hearts of millions.
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Adam Scott Glancy
Run? Take a selfie? Decisions, decisions.
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Quick thinking
Hans Christian Anderson was wrong. (About a lot of things actually.) Mermaids have souls. They also have legs whenever they want them. There’s no need for them to bargain away their voices to get them. Few of them take advantage of this talent because swimming so much safer than walking. No one stubs a toe or falls down the stairs in the ocean.
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The sound of waves against the shore
The monsters would like to have words with you about your recent behavior. And your opinions. And your face.
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David Bloomquist
Ellen Sim
Mothman wants to show you something. You might be surprised. You might like it. You might never want to open your eyes again. You never know.
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That creeping feeling
Fish gotta fly. Birds gotta swim.
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Laurie Posner
Bradley K. McDevitt
Brandon Otto
Make eye contact. It helps to establish trust.
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The blink
What’s up, Doc?
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Sharon Hanni
Over a thousand particpants entered the Miss Kaiju USA contest. The survivors were all awarded “Least Delicious” sashes.
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Darlin Gray
Devon S. Devereaux
Rob Evans
Spending time in nature is important to ones mental and physical health. Important too is hitting the town and bopping til ya drop.
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Richena Johnson
