A vampire is a corpse that thinks it’s alive. It sustains itself by stabbing people with its teeth and then sucking up the leakage. Sooooo sexy.
Happy Birthday to:
Noel Franklin
December the 19th, 2019
Can’t eat just one!
Happy Birthday to:
Jason Oxrieder
Rachel Brod
David Maxine
December the 18th, 2019
"Come, Boy, sit down... and rest."
Happy Birthday to:
Epiphany
December the 17th, 2019
The NANC1s were designed to look friendly, even a little maternal. They were meant to be the antithesis of the Changlings. Safe. Protective. Good marketing for good monsters.
Happy Birthday to:
Nick Gucker
A.M. Noel
Brian Sammons
Shawn Churchill
Angela Ingersoll
December the 16th, 2019
Yes I was sitting here in the dark. No I don’t want the lights on. Feel free to come in and sit on the other isde of the room. Quietly.
Happy Birthday to:
Paul Fenn
December the 15th, 2019
Up. Down. Forward. Constantly. Faithfully.
Happy Birthday to:
Bernice Jinkerson
Frankie Smith
December the 14th, 2019
A true Master of Lurking will only be glimpsed. Once seen they must find a new location to lurk from. Good lurking requires constant unobserved movement and, as such, is great for the heart and cardiovascular system.
Happy Birthday to:
Derek Fetters
Don Sisler
December the 13th, 2019
Swimming is a metaphor for ________?
Happy Birthday to:
Cordel Stillman
Jonathan Williams
Chris A. Hall
December the 12th, 2019
Now do you believe?
Happy Birthday to:
Gail Follansbee
December the 11th, 2019
Curiosity leads to further curiosity.
Happy Birthday to:
Pam Hogan
