It is true that elephants never forget. Fortunately most of them don’t hold grudges.
Most of them.
Happy Birthday to:
Mike Wolfer
March the 8th, 2019
The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story. He stopped being able to encompass the whole critter between both hands years ago. Now he just demonstrates the size of individual parts.
Happy Birthday to:
Edward Doughty
March the 7th, 2019
One of the hallmarks of modern civilization was the invention of the handrail. Sure, it makes climbing the stairs less exciting but your heart is already getting a workout from the climb so why complain?
Happy Birthday to:
That warm spring breeze
March the 6th, 2019
If you have a good sense of direction you’re limiting your possibilities of stumbling into adventure. Have a breakfast of ‘shrooms before you leave your house and you’ll be off to a good start.
Happy Birthday to:
That annoying hallucination that just won’t stop talking
March the 5th, 2019
The best exercise programs are incentive based. Keep the rewards simple. “Avoid being eaten today” is good start.
Happy Birthday to:
Beth Petersen
Mary Whitwell
March the 4th, 2019
It’s all politics.
Happy Birthday to:
Tina Fox
March the 3rd, 2019
Mr. Tusky will see you now. Are all your affairs in order?
Happy Birthday to:
Tony Vigil
Candace McBride
March the 2nd, 2019
Meow. Fffft. Fffft. Rowwrw.
Happy Birthday to:
the purr
March the 1st, 2019
Most folks aren’t born with the ability to lurk. It’s a skill that takes years to develop.
Happy Birthday to:
Staci Smith
Lonnie Blivins
February the 28th, 2019
Sure, he looks scary. On the outside.
Happy Birthday to:
Bill Cary
