Golem was given delicious ice cream. Golem is made of clay and has no tongue, no throat, no stomach. Golem feels cheated. Golem is considering going on a rampage.
Happy Birthday to:
taste buds
Tag Archives: monsters
October the 16th, 2019
Thems that blinks first has to eat a bug.
Happy Birthday to:
Ruth Cohen
Bob Pfeffer
October the 15th, 2019
When traveling in monster territory, it’s best to avoid wearing cologne. If hungry giants can smell Christian faith or English blood they can probably smell Axe Body Spray or the latest from Paco Rabanne.
Happy Birthday to:
Ursula Shideler Pope
October the 10th, 2019
Sometimes you eat the terrifying undead bear. Sometimes the terrifying undead bear eats you.
If you eat the terrifying undead bear you will, at best, get fatal indigestion. At worst you will become a terrifying undead version of yourself who must seek out and eat anyone who stumbles across your path.
If the terrifying undead bear eats you, it might burp and take a nap. Then it will go looking for someone else to eat.
Happy Birthday to:
Glenn Simpson
Faye Gee
Dirk Festus Festerling
October the 6th, 2019
Swamp meets sewer. Friends for unlife. Siblings in sliminess. Why fight over small differences when y’all can team up right away?
Happy Birthday to:
Trisha Smith Creekmore
Teri Ann Conrad
October the 5th, 2019
The Heap. The Pile. What will happen when swamp meets sewer?
Happy Birthday to:
Jason Levine
Luann Brown
Brian Hodge
September the 24th, 2019
Among the Burrabb, loud enthusiastic discussions are standard. From most human cultural perspectives these discussions look like heated arguments that are about to become violent. This rarely happens. The Burrabb need for consensus with their family group before their family group takes action generally prevents an individual burrabb from actually fighting with another individual burrabb.
Happy Birthday to:
Louisa Coughlan
September the 21st, 2019
Peekaboo
Happy Birthday to:
Gillian Brady Pagel
Dave Ray
Cait Willis
Thomas Broadbent
September the 18th, 2019
Curse not the darkness. Be the candle that lights the way.
Happy Birthday to:
The spark
September the 16th, 2019
What makes a monster scary? Is it its size? Is it the sharpness of its teeth or the length of its claws? It is the sound of its howls in the darkness? Is it because you are not it?
Happy Birthday to:
Kip Manley
